Wouldn’t it be great if those hypercolor t-shirts from the 70s and 80s came back in style, but instead of merely recording the locations of your arm pits and other sweat glands in bright colors for all to see they instead displayed your morale via some kind of turquoisetooth connection to the interweb or maybe just by tapping your right shoulder for warmer happier colors and your left shoulder for the cooler sadder colors? At night you could drape your t-shirt over your computer and upload your mood swings to your blog, or something super futuristic like that.
Further research after lunch into the technological advancements of mood-displaying clothing garments led us to biofeedback rings and eventually back full circle to realizing that the classic mood ring is most likely still the most pure incarnation of this particularly wacky human desire.
I smell a shipment arriving at the co-op shortly.
I find it fascinating that the inventor of the mood ring also invented the ThighMaster!!!
43things clothing to arrive?
OMG! ThighMoodMaster! Changes color depending on the ennui or melancholy feelings of your inner thigh!! Get George Foreman on the phone, LICKITY SPLIT.
those were the days! Wasn’t it a shame hypercolour t-shirts lost their effect after wearing them in the spa/hot-tub.